Friday, October 06, 2006

Funny ~ More From The Committee To Protect Aging Homosexual Pedophiles

Pages Declared Enemy Combatants & Sent To Guantanamo

"Washington, D.C. - In a last ditch effort to save the Republican Party from losing one or both houses of Congress, President Bush today signed an executive order declaring that all congressional pages who had contact with Representative Mark Foley were operating against the welfare of the United States and are therefore to be designated as Enemy Combatants. Shortly after this declaration was released, agents from the Department of Homeland Security detained all pages who fit this description and transferred them to Guantanamo for interrogation..."

(Title bar for rest of post by Assimilated Press blog)


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