Just Funny: The George Allen Automatic Insult Generator

Do you, too, have trouble refraining from calling brown people "macaca?" Have you, too, reacted quite badly to your mother's surprise revelation that she's half-Jewish--at least in part because you can no longer call Jews kikes without being accused of secret self-loathing?

If so, get your ya-ya's out here:
http://www.slate.com/id/2150347/

Be sure to scroll down so you can also generate the appropriate lame excuses.