Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Funny ~ Halloween Masks For Frugal Billionaires

Spied today on Forbes.com: downloadable cut-out full-color paper masks for the Frugal Billionaires among us.

Choose from notorious robber-baron CEO's & ex-CEO's such as Bernard Ebbers, the recently dearly departed Ken Lay, & other persons who, only in America, would we pray at their manicured feetsies (well, some of us). Paris Hilton (with fashion accessory Tinkerbell, the itsy-bitsiest dog ever), Martha Stewart, & Oprah Winfrey.

Search the site for George Bush (with hat), Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld. Other dictators included are Kim Il Jong & Bill Gates.

Suggestion: for added effect, LEAVE the white vacant eyes as is.

Denotes lack of conscience, empathy, remorse, & don't forget--"character." You won't be able to see, but remember, the point of Halloween is to personify the character. And most of them can't, either.


Anonymous Pat said...

DP, These masks adds a whole new element to Halloween, nothing like a little reality to scare the shit out of us.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Demon Princess said...

Haha! Which is YOUR choice, Pat?

Myself, it's a tossup between Paris Hilton (who most nearly resembles gorgeous me, but I have a nicer nose) or Bill Gates, just because I live in Seattle & am the only person here who dares point out that his software & programs are inferior to everything they pushed out of the market. I could be summarily executed for bitching that Outlook, Word & Access are pieces of crap here.

(Seems there was some truth to the rationale behind antitrust law after all. It's been so long since anyone seriously enforced it here I forget what it was, though!)

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Pat said...

I was looking for Antonio Bandaras
but no luck, guess I'll just go for the money, Bill Gates ;)

Antitrust!? that word is simply not part of the repug vocabulary.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Demon Princess said...

Banderas IS a babe--(swoon) but he must not be a billionaire. In which case Forbes has no time for him, IF he also hasn't recently done anything stupid/outrageous. (I can't think of anything but marrying that bimbo Melanie Griffith.)

How about Mel Gibson? A green Arnold Schwartzenegger? Dick "Dark Side" Cheney?

Re Gates: yeah, big hero.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Tux said...

What's the URL?

1:35 PM  
Blogger Demon Princess said...

Here's one URL for whacko celebs, CEOS, etc.


Search the site for Politician Halloween mask to reach George with hat, John Kerry, Dick Cheney & John Edwards.

1:39 PM  

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