Friday, September 01, 2006

Man of Letters In The White House Or Frat House Alpha Male?


Demon Princess just has to celebrate her Friday by hooting a bit about all those gullible journalists taking Karl Rove's newest spin on the character of the man in the White House seriously. Uh huh, George is indeed a serious intellectual heavyweight & "man of letters," tackling such difficult, dense *& abstract* reading as Camus & Shakespeare.

Oh please.

The salient hallmark of the Bush Administration seems to be shaping up to be, "However in the realm of fantasy, if we repeat it enough in the press, it must be so." So many examples abound I can hardly cite them all: Saddam's connection to terrorism, imaginary WMD's, compassionate conservatism, the imaginary booming economy... I invite my readers to chime in with other examples I've undoubtedly forgotten during my blissful sojourn away from the bullhorns of the official state propaganda machines.

Perhaps the most interesting tidbit about the complex, deep & versatile George creature we know & love is that he's also known to love a good fart joke.

Yes, despite the intellectual firepower he's kept carefully hidden all this time, nothing delights the Frat-Boy-In-Chief like farting in the faces of his underlings...just because he can.

What an awesome guy!

"Animal House in the West Wing"

"He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that."


Anonymous Craig Harmon said...

What can I say...fart jokes are funny.

5:09 PM  

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